@caromacon danceness




some videos I made:

I Turn My Camera On in the long room photo booth
Heads Will Roll so brace for the guillotine
low_v3 a montage of lows in culture and nature
Yeah! lady in the street but a freak at the bowling alley
Hot N Cold sorry about your sesame street fiasco, katy
Hot In Herre in this Saturday Shower
Thong Song dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Everytime We Touch woo! go james charlesworth!
Hung Up madonna toddlerdom inspired by @carryonplss's essay
Stripper just stretching? like blair waldorf?
Bootylicious where stuffies play Destiny's Child
Fuck the Pain Away: && if you're not a hoop girl, accept it..
In Da Club / Candy Shop: acapella. sunlight. happy-sad.
Can't Get You Out of My Head: so let's karaoke.
Star Guitar: an homage.
Toxic: do these shoulder pads make me look like flight attendant brit?
Dirty: two stepping && square dancing to christina aguilera.
Feel Good Inc: in which i feel good... inc.
Hit 'Em Up Style: xoxo blu cantrell in a fedora.
Hey Ya: my son && I shake it like a [fill in the blank!]
Hips Don't Lie: hahahaha. dude.
Cha Cha Slide: sliiiiide down the stairs.
Milkshake: bill murray would tap.
Single Ladies: kinda vaguely the movements, right? lol.
Take Me Out: husband && I get factorycore.
Tik Tok: but toothpaste instead of Jack.
Valerie: i volunteer to be amy winehouse's valentine.
Bad Romance: a strip tease or something more ominous?
low_v1 emo adolescent myspace shorty.
low_v2 for when you're feeling low

want to know how a video was made? click here for context



wut is this ?

this is an unofficial spinoff project of March Xness, an annual basketball-style tournament of music, essays, associations, && memoriez. You can read more about the Xness legacy here (&& reserve a stormy night to explore the archives.)

who r u?

I'm @caromacon, a writer in chicago. i'm competing in the tourney with an essay about flo rida's "low."

wut's the theme of the tournament?

00's dance hits. these vidz are just-for-fun && to gas up my bracket picks.

i'm a normal person with an iPhone. wuts going on with this webpage?

Neocities is a coding canvas salvaged && reimagined from the party glitter desecration of days of yore including Geocities, Myspace, Xanga, web2.0 blogs, etc. As neocities puts it:

We are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves.

I hope people will like this && want to make webz of their own.

~welcome back to the people's internet, baybee.~

how did u make these / wut r u doing / i'm scared

i'm scared, too. i had some ideas && hit the red button. i feel inspired by anti-polished home-videomaking. i've been at it with the homemade shits-and-giggles since i got my first hot pink nikon coolpix.

will u put these on tiktok ?

no. but you can find a couple of costume + dance vidz i've made on tiktok, with a similar conceit, at caromacon. i did use tiktok software to cut together the 50 Cent && Kylie Minogue vidz. i'm not a pro && the tiktok editor ux is n00b friendly.

did u learn to code for this ?

this was (wildly + haphazardly) executed with the mysterious remains of knowledge from my myspace days.